I can’t help but feel that a loss like this can only be captured emotionally by the poetry of Dee Mirich.

Rob Ford’s Darryl Strawberry impression was much more spot-on.

Too bad the Dodgers didn’t win. Mattingly would have let that fan get to third base.

You’re a middle-aged Mets fan

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more pure declaration of love.

Man it’s moments like this that almost make me feel sad the Texas governor cursed all Texas based baseball teams with a single tweet.

You think that's nice, Elvis Andrus gave away the entire game.

Rangers manager Jeff Banister deserves all the credit in the world for immediately knowing that the ball should have been live and Odor granted home plate. He may have been the only person the ballpark who was certain of it, because the same play happened to him when he was a minor-league catcher.

Why would Houston or KC give a shit about this?

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.

Rivers also uses a silent count on his children because he gets tired of saying all the numbers

“He could try fighting that decision in court...”

Does he have any chance if he did take it to court? I’d think that showing up to work drunk on multiple occasions (as reports have indicated) is cause for termination.

I will stand for a lot, but I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS. A “g.” OBVIOUSLY.

Fuck.

NOW WATCH ME JIF

Well, he’s wrong.

He’s pronouncing it correctly. It’s a hard G. Came straight from the creator of the file type.

The league went pretty far out on a limb by suspending Utley

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