“Got a little bit of head on yourself there, Governor.” —John Connally’s assistant, November 22, 1963

I feel so low right now.

If this is a subtle troll, I love it.

The Astros made it better 2 days later, but this was a massive, lasting cockpunch.

2 hours ago.

2003 ALCS Game 7

President Dewey favorited your Tweet

No way Greg Abbott is going to be able to walk that one back

It’s so much better than that. He then used his personal twitter account to act like this account was a fake when both are verified:

Chase Utley is also turning baseball into football.

Honestly, it’s a perfect storm:

This was so blatant. A similar result to Pirates Jung Ho Kang from a dirty slide by the Cubs Chris Coghlan ended his season and sent him to the surgeon.

We’ve always had variable punishments based on the outcome. It's all over the legal system and society in general. The sad thing is that MLB hasn't taken a stronger stand against bullshit plays like this unless they injure someone.

He didn’t start to slide until he was nearly past the base. People can say he was ‘playing hard,’ ‘gritty’ or ‘tough’ all they want, but Utley did not make one ounce of effort to actually touch the base. He was on a mission to send Tejada flying to prevent the DP. Mattingly playing the hand of New York Media…

Hopkins.

The best part of that touchdown was watching Ryan Mallett pretend to be happy about it.

CBS should throw up some “Animal House”–style freeze-frame captions at the end of that Patriots-Cowboys game.