Whatever the case, she is by far the most attractive woman in Ohio

Probably a 5-11 team without him and the texans missed the playoffs by a hair with five different QBs.

Was this a great sub job? YOU BET!

Jesus later coming back from the dead is kind of a ghost story

Jingle Bell Rock (Mean Girls Edition)

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

If you took the TNG phaser into a gunfight with regular ass 20th century guns, you'd lose. You'd lose and you'd die.

Well, there's the DNA evidence that he had sex with her, which he denied at first, then admitted.

I guess the elephant in the room about the whole thing being a hoax...you probably can't chant as effectively about that

That's a fairly significant detail to not know about when calling someone else an idiot

I'm looking forward to the day that he can be replaced by a gay robot

You should try the hotel bars that have the prostitutes

Probably not the best depiction of Native American pirates either

There's the look of a man who's already thinking about the car ride back home

Feel like it was really more of a single entendre

I'm hoping there's a joke in there that I'm missing Raysism. Say it ain't so.

Lotta stds over in Cincinnati

Astros-Braves 18 innings in '05?

Is Joe Flacco a leek?

I'm not on the Simmons backlash bandwagon, but this was pretty funny