I resent that he can comment, and I can't.

Tom Hicks doesn't own a football team

Wait, they are two opposite yes/no questions. Why are you focusing on the Southern states that gave the more consistent answers?

There were 121 episodes of Lost.

I very recently re-watched the whole run of Lost with my fiancee, who had never seen it and really loved the show. It helped that she had low expectations about the ending.

Can we just call him Blinky McGee from now on?

Who do you think set up the governing body?

Wait, the Georgia Dome was built in 1992? How did Lynyrd Skynyrd sing a song about it in 1977?

Tall people are afforded a number of advantages in society. Case in point: Mr. Thabeet makes $1.2 million per year off his height.

Okay, so Putnam v. Petricka aside, you also used the phrase "glib reductionist aphorism" and then later a metaphor for "pressing tapioca into boilerplate" and I guess my overall question is: do you think this makes you a good writer?

Your smug but incorrect nostalgia for trade barriers?

Small correction on the Texans: TJ Yates now plays (or is on the bench) for Atlanta

So would Willie Mays

Boys From Brazil beat boys from Brazil

But for America, the Portuguese word for this would be "schadenfreude"

"It also presented a good opportunity for Greg Kelly to do some heavy-breathed creepin' on his colleague."

Well you knew someone was goering there

Agreed. You just knew that some assholes were Goering there.

Well you can take your second place trophy and shove it up your ass!

The irony is that this would only skew wealth more toward entrenched owners of capital and less to the meritocratic class managing it.