Aaarrgrhh!

Hate to be so pedantic. But this is just staring me in the face. Don’t call us Bad News Americans. Give us a comma.

I now see Rob’s strategy for saving a CP-filled week.
1. Filter for the rust-free upper left states
2. Go sub-$2k

I was going to reply with this:

I can’t believe this article didn’t mention the finished weight of the car. Isn’t it kind of the point?

I think that would be Confederate General Elevah Fough-Tate, my great-great grandpa, who was known for genially cuffing the heads of children and women when they displeased him. What a rascal.

Moving an economy-format FWD car up-market to compete with BMW. Obviously, Volkswagen studied the great success SAAB had with this strategy and are attempting to replicate.

Somebody get me some smelling salts. I tried reading this article, but the pictures kept inducing narcolepsy.

Hi - I rove the internet giving out stars to anyone who uses the term WHARBLEGARBLE. 

Watching this footage, I’m thinking: We are so utterly annoying.

Name checks out.

Well, it might be less than the plaintiffs asked for, but I gotta believe he could get that kind of porn cheaper if he shopped around a bit.

No, it’s a problem for parents.

As long as people are coming up with elaborate and beautiful solutions to problems that do not have to exist (they could just close the Nurburgring because DANGER) then I can rest easy knowing the end of the world is still a ways off.

I’m used to not understanding the sociology of fora and special interest social media; and I’m used to being dismissed from discussion because of it. Often, I feel like I must be missing out on something or that I’m letting the world pass me by.

The divots look strange now, but they should look pretty cool when they’re blackened with dried bug protein.

So if I stole this (which I’m not admitting I did) and I know I can make at least $250k parting it out to non-vengeful people, am I tempted by the extra $50k to deal with Rosier, who has the resources and motivation to have me tailed from the meeting spot by a car full of baddies with baseball bats?

Decent all-season aren’t the end of the world, but they’re obviously a compromise. If you don’t have, what, six square feet of “extra” storage space and you can’t afford the “luxury” of getting rid of tires because they’re old instead of because they have become awful, then buy all-seasons. Who in the winter belt…

SO many people do not understand that no law requires you to have collision insurance, which is what this kind of rating applies to. If your car is worth less than a few years’ worth of collision insurance payments, then don’t buy collision insurance! Buy liability only.