Fish, there is not enough fish in the western worlds breakfast menu, personally I like a fish pie for mine.

(Looks over at my Sentra and sadly nods.)

Because automatic braking and other safety tech is going to be standard pretty soon, and they may already be exposing themselves to design defect liability for not making it standard equipment.

1st Gear: The “per capita” is a huge caveat and not a small point. Sure I may drive less but as the population increases, net miles traveled will still go up. Traffic will still go up and the amount of time we spend in traffic may plateau, Higher time in traffic offset by the reduced number of times in traffic.

Sorry, any list of this nature that excludes the Axe Gang from Kung Fu Hustle is instantly invalid

I feast on your crocodile tears.

WAS IT OVER WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR?!

Still not as stupid as calling a moving Se7en.

In the aliens promised a hotel deal on their home planet in they were just permitted to invade we’d be screwed.

Americans’ attitude is “fuck everyone not in this vehicle me”

Looks so much better, like a car an adult would consider buying (I do). The current one is a clusterfuck of cheap styling traits penned by a horde of teens with hormones out of control.

The is the first one of these to make me laugh since I was a little kid laughing at Yakov’s funny accent more than the words he was saying. 

In Soviet advertising, Bill pays you!

The irony of genre fans calling anyone else "unwashed".

But that Dumbledore!

Truly the stupidest fucking suggestions yet. Dear Jalopnik employees - dont treat your readers with contempt. At least give him one decent answer and if you cant dont run his letter. What a joke.

Used GX’s are a terrible idea. They’re overrated, unreliable, and not at all capable off road. Nobody should buy one, and if you already have one, you should sell it. Immediately. Especially if it has had regular maintenance and the larger 90k service items taken care of. Preferably in grey.

Brand new 4Runner. Done and done. 

I hate to say it since it’s not exactly rare, especially as a “homer” since I own one, but VW Alltrack. It’s quick enough, handles great, looks great and is fun to drive. Will fit a bike no problem and be great in snow/poor weather conditions.

The reviewer mentioned "White Noise," but that last scene reminded me of a different postmodern standard, Pynchon's "The Crying of Lot 49." Varga even mentions "I hate waste," which I took to be an explicit W.A.S.T.E. reference. The answer to whose interpretation of events was correct depended on who walked through…