Because my penis is longer than that and I’m looking to glam it up?

Because my penis is longer than that and I’m looking to glam it up?

Ike Perlmutter. That’s how.

Sounds like a white cop to me. *shrug*

They’re about 75% as cool as the one you built, I’d bet.

They’re about 75% as cool as the one you built, I’d bet.

Since our species never has a shortage of ‘smart’ people that are fantastically stupid saying stupid stuff, let’s add a couple more related topics to the mix.

Give us all your golden nuggets, please.

Friendly note; the 4-pack isn’t being sold by Amazon, but rather a third party.

Friendly note; the 4-pack isn’t being sold by Amazon, but rather a third party.

I have been adamant since I came forward with my essay that I never set out to ruin the career of the person I spoke about.

Oh, I didn’t realize that Skeptic can no longer speak on his personal time. That’s amazing.

A child was a selfish shithead?

Sounds like you triggered the first abduction by Faith. I just finished my second play-through of her territory and I’ve noticed the time it takes for her Bliss effect to overwhelm you isn’t always the same. Sometimes, it takes less than ten seconds. Others, I managed to drive quite a distance across her territory.

Dude expects a full game as DLC. Dude is disappointed in DLC.

This latest release...every NPC interaction was long, meaningless and unskippable.

Is the Series 1 ‘increasingly popular’?

Is the Series 1 ‘increasingly popular’?

Meh. The walk-away ending was much better. I didn’t find that one sinister, as some have, but rather amusing.

I haven’t played FC5 yet, but the inability to spare Faith is just as lazy as some of the previous chapters in the series.

As ToS go, ‘specific and clear’ rarely translates to understandable. Learning Klingon is easier than legalese.

It’s fine you get enjoyment out of objectively badly designed games. Nothing wrong with that.

None of your statements disagreed with OP’s, which is good, because OP isn’t wrong. Maybe you should ‘first read again’, whatever the fuck that means.

None of your statements disagreed with OP’s, which is good, because OP isn’t wrong. Maybe you should ‘first read…

Oh, pleeeeeease let me pet a tiger.