This type of fantastically redundant comment happens when the commentator fails to read the entire article.

This is a great companion piece to all of those articles about how infanticide rates in the US are staggeringly high and that natural birth outside of hospitals around the rest of the world is safer.

Wait, wait. He’s not blind. Nor deaf. Nor chronically dizzy. But he has a service dog? What kind of service is that dog providing, exactly? And if you say ‘emotional stability’, I swear to fucking God...

Thank God. The world desperately needed another cloud device.

Thank God. The world desperately needed another cloud device.

Getting desperate, I see.

She gained a lot of weight.

Oh, look. A Jezebel “journalist” is hating on BL. Hot take there.

I didn’t know wind could push sound away from your head like that.

The timer was annoying on the original publication date of this article. It is still annoying today.

It’s almost as though it’s...intentional.

Why is the Smash community so weird?

Just listened to Bodak Yellow for the first time. That was...uhm...something.

Why do ya’ll work in such a shithole?

I’ve read this six times and I still don’t know what you’re trying to say.

Presumably it’s a non-firing prop.

Your comment is the first that shows up when the page loads. That is an absolute fucking travesty.

What’s happening with the officer who was driving?

Nerds.

Because it was a pathetically misinformed tear-down.

What exactly does IKEKI stand for again?