Martin questions how her daughter would have been able to open the heavy freezer doors on her own if she had, in fact, been intoxicated.

How fantastically chickenshit of you. Good job.

As someone that surely knows dick about RB, you really come across as knowing what you’re talking about. That’s impressive.

Pi is pretty much plug and play...

I dont get why he has to apologize.

Paying your own bills tends to take priority over what some racist dickhead says. So, fault common sense, I guess?

The iPhone is the device that revolutionized the IT industry.

You tried to come off as intelligent. You succeeded at being wordy. Good job.

We could, but I don’t owe you or anyone else a goddamn thing, so fuck that.

The fuck magical creature is FWB looking for, exactly? That shit sounds like a goddamn Pokemon card.

I don’t feel like a victim, but I give zero shits about her being fired either.

Tryhard.

Your headline is bullshit. Thought you might wanna know.

But I also don’t have the intense state pride a lot of people speak of. Is this a white thing?

You ain’t lyin’. The only good thing about so many freaking out on my city’s Facebook group are the determined few that work so hard to calm them the fuck down.

Yes!

I’m sorry...

Depending upon where you live, surprising someone with a drawn gun is a really good way to get your ass beat. And lose a gun. Which will be sold. And buy a new Xbox.

Look at all you angry bitches (yo), just screamin’ into the void.

What if he just though mohicans were badass? Is that not okay?