I know, right? It’s almost as though the shape of a shield conveys strength and endurance or something.

Uh this is pretty clumsily worded.

Looks like she filled her shorts with poop.

I sneezed out a fart while peeing once.

This is a great way to get a tongue cramp.

Don’t police departments have fitness standards? You don’t get a gut like that without drinking a ton of the good stuff.

Your atrocious syntax made me shit my pants.

Ken or Paul. Can’t lose.

Dems the French for ya’.

Battle of the Sexes has Emma Stone, and Jezebel loves to shit on her, so yeah, totally logical conclusion that Jez would be up in arms about Battle not being included.

Should journalists have to defend the work they choose to take on?

I wish that was made up. For the sake of humanity.

She’s safe. She’s sheltered. Soon, she’ll be dry and fed. How dare someone try to get her story. Despite the fact that she could have said ‘not now’.

Dude can still get fucked.

Unfinished/unreleased games can be part of pro leagues? Well, that’s neat.

He doesn’t like how much women like it...

Someone’s taking his words way the hell out of context. But you keep doing you.

But seriously build hundreds of thousands of new units of housing as quickly as possible you incompetent fucks. Do it now. My god.

But how about making Gal Gadot the next 007?

I’m guessing full-time Texan. The odds aren’t exactly in our favor.