Pretty sure these were made for collectors. Awfully late in the game to be capitalizing on these brands. Besides, those prices.

While playing video games staying awake for unreasonably extended periods of time might not seem like the most strenuous activity, it can take a serious toll.

Have a star.

You’re genuinely shocked by how little people-that-don’t-live-in-Japan know about random stuff in Japan?

This was posted to specialprojectsdesk.kinja.com, and then cross-posted...

She reminded me too much of my psychotic mother. Much preferred Cottonmouth. Maybe I didn’t have a choice in that though.

I can’t believe I’m going to admit this, but...lately, I’ve been enthralled by Matthias and Team Edge (and Matt & Amanda too). I can only describe their videos as ‘entertaining’ and ‘cute’. Not all of their content lands with me, but most of it does. Seriously, there is a wholesomeness and honesty to them that tugs at…

Most independent pizza joints in Texas suck balls. I know of only one that’s good. They don’t deliver. And they’re a sixty-five minute drive from my house.

They ordered pizza, knowing it was going to be made by people that would rather be spending their evening having sexy time with a human companion, whether they have one or not?

Top House Democrats quoted a fake Mike Flynn Twitter account today (the New York Times also did, and issued a correction), which is pretty fucking stupid.

“The fact that it is such work for so many people—for everyone — the fact of that proves that it is not a natural thing,” she said of marriage.

Isn’t the point of a strike that you continue to not work until your demands are met?

...I still print and file away all of my documents...

I don’t get it. Not the present, nor the genius.

Goddamn. I am so excited about 2018.

The line clicking, breathing, background noise. You know. Stuff.

Fun Fact: Filling your backpack with a laptop, two tablets, an iPhone, and three Anker battery packs really does make your bag look like a terrifying-as-shit bomb in the x-ray machine.

He would be using this as a way of keeping his job, or having them pay him off to go away.

...you have an inventory for your thoughts.

How do you feel about Suze Randall?