I loved my father because he was my father and his passing would not have been any less difficult had he been a good father.

The FBI and US Marshals have a history of shooting American Indians.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, and all of their carpenter friends.

No, you just misunderstand.

I am a 46 year old Canadian. I have a wife and two kids. I was 13 when 99 Luftballons was a hit. When I was 15, I was terrified that the Persian Gulf Crisis would spill over and create a nuclear conflict.

I had a friend who insisted on concealed carrying his pistol around with him all the time when we were living in the SUBURBS...

I haven’t eaten at Chik-Fil-A in years, so go fuck yourself.

Next week in Japan, McDonald’s is rolling out a fries with a local flavor.

Overwatch shippers are weird, man.

What?

If you don’t like VR, try it, instead of hating things for no reason but price.

Yeah, you know what? If your partner won’t fuck you on principle, and you want to fuck them, then it’s time for you to leave.

I had no idea Kaplan is such a retard.

Also I think the first time the VP has had to be the tie breaking vote in a cabinet pick.

Trying also to what?

the (worst) candidate ever

...they see sex as a goal, rather than a connection with another human being as a goal...

Jesus Christ. Nintendo freaks take this shit seriously.

...spokesman for white America Bill O’Reilly...

Yes, it was put in later. Kevin, Oscar, and Angela used to be stationed there, but were moved to make room for Darryl.