I read a brilliant article somewhere a year or two ago before all of this insanity came to fruition, and it stated that Obama’s presidency proved that “any man” could be President of the United States because a black man managed to do so. That’s why we saw such a surge of candidates who hadn’t extensive political…

Now, now, they don’t say they’re *successful* at talking him out of crazy shit, they just say they try.

“To talk him out of doing crazy things.”

“I kind of pooh-poohed the experience stuff when I first got here,” explained one White House official, “But this shit is hard.”

The saving grace of this Administration is that nobody who’s remotely competent wants to come anywhere near this shitshow, so the damage they can do is limited on the domestic front. Unfortunately, the orange toddler still has the nuclear football.

How is pranking these assholes hurting victims?

If I was American, I’d be calling to report that ICE was asking for my documents outside a courthouse.

‘I am also on the Genghis Khan diet, which is recommended for young lotharios and involves eating sweet potato, sunflower seeds and horny goat weed.”

oh dear god, yet another nugget of terrifying knowledge about his terrifying lack of knowledge

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

Pretty much, yeah...

In a perfect world, the bad guys would realize that essentially a child has been sent to deal with them and they’d have a good laugh at it and then, you know, not use it to their advantage and politely wait until the adults are ready for real talk.

I cannot, for the life of me, decide who I hate more - I read this, and set my rage on Ivanka. But then! I remember that Jared - a 36-year-old who fell into this position by way of marriage with zero credentials - is currently in Baghdad, “solving” Iraq’s complex, multi-faceted, interlinked, and very bloody crises…

I feel like Akira would be like a 20th century boys adaptation- inherently tricky and incapable of delivering the complexity of the novel.

Nice point. It still feels hollow however when studios only care about the bottom line. Like when WB execs were caught last year in laughing off Suicide Squad negative reviews by saying: ‘Who cares? Fanboys will still flock to the theater just for a morsel of Batman’s tablescraps.’

You mean mercen....what now about the Geneva Conventions?

Grifters gotta grift.

This is a nice object lesson on the difference between scientific “authority” and scientific expertise.

Trump exhausts like rolling coal personified.

It’s truly amazing how incredibly and bizarrely idiotic they’re acting. Like....this reminds me a bit of this movie I watched about the Chinese revolution. All of the intellectuals were killed (or removed somehow, including doctors. Students and people who had never run anything were put in charge and things went to…