all of this, Thank you for responding a lot more clearly than my tired brain would allow me to.

My reaction:

You may be the male version of me, aside from the part about needing to know someone for a while before finding them attractive. But pretty much everything else describes me.

In real estate "cozy" means way small and charming means it needs renovation because it hasn't been updated since the 50s.

Ha ha. I think "cozy" means "cramped." "Homey" means "messy." cf: "lived in." As for how that applies to vaginas, Imma not going there. :)

My Mom calls them 'ear nipples'. So when we went and got them pierced, she was bragging that she got her ear nipples pierced.

How many people downplay or even laugh off abuse they've experienced, because of social pressure to do so, even while it haunts them?

Exactly. Something that might be of interest to people in more rural areas who are willing to keep an eye out to maybe actually see mating behavior is not exactly something worthy of "a schadenfreude party". If Doug really wants to go "Ha ha! You have icky hairy tarantualas fucking in your state!" I'm just going to…

I grew up in So Cal with tarantulas! My mom has intense arachnophobia, so seeing them was always an adventure. I really love the guys because of how slow and chill they are, even when aggravated. We'd normally pick them up onto a stick and carry them elsewhere when they got onto the wall. We lived by a LOT of open…

You stole one of my favorite rants!

Yesssss. Even since I saw the What Would Joan Jett Do? T-shirt, I ask myself that question. Musicians should be doing sleeping late, drinking whiskey, and sexing it up,etc. Leave the pilates and kale smoothies for us boring cubicle dwellers.

"I've split up with Duane."

Because you thought each one was soooooo bad that it HAD to be the last quote and you'd finally get to read the part of the article that basically said fuck this noise and laid out the arguments that support fuck this noise.

I need this kind of organization. Just the other day, I joined this infamous club:

Penicillium roquefortii? Perfect.

No. David Hernandez IS LGBT. David Hernandez is the acronym. He is literally the embodiment of everything. He is both gay and lesbian, but also bisexual, and trans on top of that.

Thank you, friend. I came here just for the Jackie Jormp-Jomp.

Just make sure to keep her stocked with tequila and buttermilk.

You can't fight synergy Lemon it's bigger than all of us.