Well, that was quite a small segment. No length at all, really.

He kept talking about video tapes, though - which could have just been habit, but...

The problem was that “average” turned out to be a lot lower than many people expected. Or the curve is really off.

“I cannot even begin to fathom how a person could look at Michelle Obama and not see class and dignity.”

“Fired”

“Are people this fucking stupid?”

“Classy, beautiful and dignified are all code for white, white and white.”

He was talking a lot about tapes like they were physical objects that people were passing around. Maybe it was just habit, but he really did seem to be talking about objects.

At this point I’m afraid it would only reveal that Trump is exactly who those of us who were paying attention always knew him to be. His own appointments, policy proposals, conflicts of interest and diplomatic gaffes are going to erode trust far better than an edited tape would (which his supporters could write off…

He keeps talking about tapes though, like they were physical VHS tapes getting passed around.

I know password protected videos exist, but video tapes? He kept talking about tapes being passed around, and now he seems to be changing his tune to explain why the video isn’t “in the wild.” I fully believe that there’s video highlights of Trump being, well, Trump, but I suspect Arnold is misrepresenting things,…

For video tapes, though?

Pffft, that’s ridiculous, we all know Britney Spears was killed in 2000, shortly after “Oops!...I Did It Again” was released. It’s been CGI and body doubles since then.

But, but... every time anyone focuses on or talks about a not-white person or issue, that’s literally genocide against white people! So fragile! No one else understands how fragile it is to be white! All those other people are lucky - they only have to deal with actual genocide, they don’t melt away when you stop…

Even vertical video has its (limited) place. This, not so much. It’s even less readable than the usual tweet storms, for some reason.

“a limited time password” for a video tape? Huh? This is sounding more and more unlikely. Not that it matters - if the tape existed, it should have come out before the election; now it’s just pointless.

I was feelin’ ya until I got to “It has been almost three years since I’ve had sex, more than six since I was in a serious relationship.” Suddenly I’m all, “Oh, that’s adorable.” That was my idea of a brief breathing space between dates, back when I was dating. It’s been about 15 years since I’ve even had what might…

Poor Tucker! You can see he gets really upset at having this young lady challenge him and point out that he’s a partisan hack. He obviously needs his own safe space where there aren’t any mean, nasty girls to stand up to him and diminish his manhood (which must not amount to much to begin with). Ideally far, far…

Pictured: Russian police finally apprehending the suspect

“Playdek raised $660,000"...“And some other details that still don’t explain why it’s taken this company so long to deliver on what they promised.”