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Well, duh:

I dunno. Looking at pictures of Australians, I can see why it would be an easy mistake to make:

To be fair, I think it’s pretty clear there was a mix-up when she arrived in Australia, and she actually ended up spending all her time with a flock of cassowaries. It’s the only way it makes any sense.

That goes double for his followers. They’re angry, in part, about their inability to achieve even mediocrity. And I’d say they’re hoping to be less observers/overseers and more cross-burners - they’re intending their presence will be a beacon of intimidation that will keep the non-whites from the polls.

I assumed instead of filling, they had some gummy stuff - I’m not sure if that would have been more or less gross than this. It would have been more appealing if they had made it out of actual Swedish fish. Maybe surströmming. Mmmm, rotten fish cookies! (Although I confess a fondness for “unagi pie.”)

If Trump were mediocre, that would actually be several steps up from where he is now...

It’s been something of a life-long problem for me...

I don’t even feel like one invertebrate (that bug has got his shit together), but a sad and poorly organized collection of invertebrates that are all trying to do different things at the same time. It would explain so much.

Hell, I don’t just feel like an impostor about being a competent adult (I think I clearly lost that battle), I feel like an impostor about being a human being. I live in constant fear that I will be outed as, I don’t know, a collection of nematodes in a skin suit or something.

“$1.35 million - The amount Bossa Studios was able to raise”

You’re right, of course - I should have said “admitted pedophile.”

Well, Trump did have a convicted pedophile sitting behind him at his latest rally, while excoriating Hillary for who was sitting behind her at one of her rallies, under the logic that the people visible behind the candidate say something about the candidate’s agenda. (And the pedo was actually a friend of Trump.) So

Yeah, our weird, violent imaginations, fueled by Trump rallies where his supporters continuously are shouting about jailing or killing Hillary, and Trump’s own advisor, Al Baldasaro, stated that she should be put in front of a firing line, and then had Trump praise him... gosh, interpreting Trump’s statement as an

“She’s going to have a very cushy job at Trump Media after he loses the election.”

Sadly, there’s no shortage of assholes who would take his place and share his exact opinions.

Yeah, it’s kind of a ass-backwards attempt to solve a problem created by a more generally dysfunctional society rather than the existence of the thing it’s banning.

I believe in NY, toy guns are supposed to be entirely brightly colored - so only an orange tip signals that the gun is “real” in that context.

Although it’s more complicated in this case, there are cities that have passed laws outlawing fake guns, whereas you’re totally allowed to carry real guns there. Because America. (Which is to say: real guns are protected, whereas they don’t want children to have fake guns that police might confuse for real guns and

Well, plus the fact that even if the dungeon section is more modular than it appears, it still has little to no utility for gaming. It exists almost solely as an awesome diorama, not gaming accoutrement.

Dear Senator Rubio: