and the remote. and the phone. and the gallon of water

Surprisingly, a lot of “Common Gaming Knowledge” has remained mostly “unwritten” or buried in an online guide or walkthrough that rarely anybody bothered to unearth (or dig through GameFAQ’s) nowadays.

No kidding.

Two people wearing high viz carrying a ladder are never questioned.

Easy enough to hit two buttons at the same time on accident when mashing the controller out of frustration. At that point it’s just a matter of figuring out which button combo you hit.

Grab a flag and hurry the hell up

I had no idea and I first played Super Mario Bros in 1985 so this is information that would have been nice to have had back in the day for sure!

The youth know nothing.

But yet the FIA gave Verstappen a super license with fewer points than Herta. Hmmmm

It’s less about “respect” and more about money. Having drivers got through F2 puts money in the FIA’s (and F2 managing director Bruno Michel’s) pockets. They basically don’t want anyone getting into F1 without going through the feeder series (like Max did, except not for the “official” reasons stated—his age).

An IndyCar driver and an F2 driver walk into a bar. Who gets more respect? The IndyCar driver, because the races are longer, faster, more dangerous and closer in competition. Ask yourself, why do so many former F1 drivers refuse to drive ovals? Just saying...

I would suggest you consider these ideas:

Oh I’d so LOVE to write that article.

The religion of reality denial.

“A little tacky” just means they didn’t go Full Miami.

The older Vettel gets, the more I like him.

Is that what the fidget spinner called itself?

They could make F1 a lot more exciting by just grabbing a bunch of old stock from a local tire shop and passing out sets at random to each team.

Sweet tooth was always my favorite Twisted Metal character