It is. Hamilton is already embarrassingly rich, so I don’t see money as his obstacle to an eighth championship.  I don’t think he would do it for free, but I don’t see him demanding huge money to do it. 

Do you wear clothes?  So do you.

Pep Boys has you covered.

In China this is a real full-size car.

You will easily overcome the traction ability of the standard equipment tires. 

It’s not. It is fashion.  It says so right on the side. 

“Trump kisses President Xi’s ass with gusto.”

It looks like there is enough of you guys Stateside to have a proper race now.  And you will all be on the podium. 

So what you’re saying is that by increasing safety standards and the quality of the protection they afford, that we’re doing a disservice to ourselves by creating a false sense of security, so we drive more recklessly?  Maybe if the steering columns still did impale you, and there were no seatbelts to keep you inside…

You will die

This looks like the car that my alcoholic Physics professor would go out to to refill his whisky cup. 

This car wasn’t cool in ‘81, and it’s still not.  Fight me.  It’s also not as clean as the seller thinks.  That being said, there seem to be a lot of hipsters out there with money to throw at ugly cars, so it’s probably a NP. 

That bridge is in North Carolina.  This transportation is in Europe, which is not in NC. 

For some reason it seems like I was always smoking when I was driving. I would use it as a measure of time. “Sure Tom, I’ll be there in three cigarettes.” 

Three cars ago I bought my Pathfinder.  I was still a smoker, but was planning on quitting imminently.  I refused to smoke inside or let others smoke inside.  I would just have my smoke before and after my drive.  It actually helped in quitting because a large part of my smoking time was in the vehicle.  

Even in the USA, where smoking has quickly fallen out of fashion still sees a lot of smokers.  I see people smoking in their cars all the time.  I refuse to buy a smoker’s car, and have passed on quite a few because of this.  Still, people do it.  It’s not like refusing to offer the smoking package is going to deter…

This is true.  The last two vehicles I’ve owned had USB ports in them.  After an hour of driving, it would have put about 2% life in them.  They were mostly useless.  My current BMW has one and I haven’t even tried it out of fear of being disappointed again. 

I’ve had two 80's era Crown Vics and they both had rear door ashtrays. They also had zero cupholders.  It was pretty common until the 90s

Okay.  So what I learned from this is that almost any engine service other than a fluid change will be engine-out.  

Simply. Brilliant.