Can I ask why? I don’t even mind the actual Japanese performance cars and mods, but the whole scene of slamming rusted out Civics and putting blue windshield washer nozzles on was fucking terrible. I could hardly sleep with all the cars farting around my neighborhood. And don’t get me started on the auto parts stores…

Yeah, Lambos are supposed to be aggressive, angular, and a bit batty. The giant wing fits perfectly.  

Also, nice handle.  Too many people forget Jordan grew a Hitler mustache.  It’s kind of fucked up one shitbag ruined an entire style of facial hair for infinity. 

There is no way we will every see a 100% CP by the end of the day. Graverobber could post an actual pile of steaming cow shit for $500,000 and someone will NP vote it just because. 

Ew, gross.  Why would someone do this?  Fuck no. 

bassracerx summed it up pretty well.  I bought a used car about four months ago.  I wish I didn’t have to, but my hands were tied.  The prices were insane. Dealers flat out refused to negotiate because they would sell the car to the next guy. I asked many of them why, and the responses were always the same:  instead…

Maybe the dog was the one behind it all. The man was a hapless servant.

Teslas use keys?  O’Rly?

Are you Tom Cruise in Minority Report?  You can predict crimes?  Not defending this guy’s actions, but if bail was set, and he paid it, that’s the system.  If your college friend sat in jail for being drunk, then he couldn’t afford bail, or had an extensive criminal history already.  Usually if you’re a generally good…

“I thought the same thing! A zippo can, duck tape, speaker wire, and a freaking stick? I bet the bomb squad took one glance and said “take your suits off boys, its fake””

I would regularly see the same woman putting on mascara and eyeshadow whilst driving to work. And often there was a dude reading a newspaper that was sitting in his lap. Yeah, people have always driven distracted, but nowhere near the volume and frequency that they do today. It used to be an outlier, to the point you…

How do you go on with your life as it is?

Can you install apps on your car’s infotainment system?  Like skype, candy crush, or pokemon go?  

Yeah, some kid in our local zoo tried to gain access to the bear enclosure because there was a rare pokemon in there. You can’t protect everyone from their own stupidity.  Some people are just beyond help.  Those people should be consumed by bears. 

Right. And it looked like that TJ cruiser. 

XD that’s great.  I once had a Mustang that had a pretty severe coolant leak and I was driving it down to my shop to do the repair.  It leaked like a sieve, so I ran a funnel/tube to the expansion tank and added water from jugs at red lights.  You have to do some dumb stuff when the resources at your hands are empty. 

It’s really not that hard. One of my regular rides was to ride down from Dayton to Cincy, meet up with my Dad, do a little riding, then ride back home. Just the trip down there and back would more than exhaust the battery, forget going on a ride with him. I would have to ride down there, sit for an hour+, go on a ride…

“-Signed: someone not looking forward to losing the sweet sound and experience of gasoline engines”

I did.  It fell off when I pulled away.  Still slow. 

That’s why I was really confused at his conclusions. The cars suck, but the bikes are perfect? Whaa? The cars, while not thrilling, are extremely capable for what they are. Especially that Tesla, where I could drive around all week on two charges (locally.) But the motorcycle I’ll have to charge it every time I park…