It doesn’t matter what you give them; you’ll never actually see them use it. You’ll just find it unopened, tucked away in a drawer when you clean out their house after they die.

Doesn’t matter. They give out a Nobel for economics every year. There are lots of Nobel-winning economists, but he specifically told her to go ask the one that is her husband. There is a whole long history of women not being allowed to do anything without the permission of their husbands. THAT is why this is a deeply…

It’s specifically because he told her to consult her husband that it’s patronizing.

To be fair, lots of companies are requiring slogans on T’s during the holidays. Like at Bloomingdale’s all the staff has to wear a shirt that says “Roofie my drink when I’m not looking”. It’s tongue in cheek.

I’m also surprised this woman enrolled her kids in musical theater and was surprised that there were gay people around. Is she new?

Losing Millihelen is the Deepest Cut of all.

Whenever I see a story like this, I always want to survey the bridesmaids: “How many of you thought the groom was a total dick prior to his ultimate dick move?”

Greatest and most depressing stocking stuffer.

Because symmetry is so important.

Hell nah. My fiance picked however many he wanted, I picked less. He was the one concerned about it being uneven and I said who gives a fuck? Made sense to him. So, 4 four me, 6 for him. If my little brother keeps being sassy, he might be number 5 out of spite. ;)

- STDs very often do not present symptoms, meaning you could be unwittingly giving others diseases

I think it’s time to start reminding adults that condoms aren’t just for teenagers. I’d point to the Millenials and their abstinence only education, but I swear, some of the worst offenders are divorced guys in their 30s and 40s. At some point, people stopped being afraid of STDs.

What cracked me up this morning was Fox news talking about how we have people here already that need help. My first thought was “Oh, you must meant he people who you don’t want to give food stamps or welfare or a college education to”.

Let’s treat innocent people like inhuman garbage while they’re at their most vulnerable and desperate to survive.

OMG! A girl wore a bikini on a boat! I am shocked! Simply shocked!

Do you ever just read stuff like this and think “we as a species really deserve to be hit by a meteor”?

oh my god “everyone is criminalizing the white race and it’s unfair”

IU is, in many ways, an excellent university. But its lack of diversity is shameful. This is a well known truth about IU Bloomington.

Gifts aren't "supposed" to be anything except optional and well-meaning.

Any wedding gift that's motivated by affection for one or both halves of the happy couple and can be opened in public without undue shame is an appropriate wedding gift. I thought it was charming, and if my husband and I had gotten a gift basket of candies or gourmet delicacies, we would've loved it.