It was not a place I have fond memories of, and my peers were not really the reason for my contempt. For instance, the school only changed it’s (impossible) bathroom policy of 1 excused and 1 emergency in-class bathroom use per semester after the school board was flooded with parents threatening lawsuits over the…

Yep. You have no idea the shit that dog has seen or what it’s like. Also some dogs are working dogs and don’t have time for your crap.

Mr. Hag’s was a no needle no scalpel procedure in which I sat in the waiting room for 30 minutes (so he was probably in a sheet for 15-10?) and then he paid a $30 copay. This was at the same time that a copay of one month of the generic of my birth control was $63+.

Well, only doctor’s visits with notes were considered “true” sick days at my school, so there’s a chance some kids shat their brains out and either went to school the next day or had an “Unrelated unexcused” absence.

I... kind of want this too. Like Carry Fisher, even when I got sick and was so thin my sternum showed, my oval face has always been very soft around the jaw. I don’t like half my wedding photos because they either show the doughy slope of my jaw into my neck or I got a double chin. All the older members of my family…

...Is this a trick?

I’ve heard that wearing Jenny Packham feels like wearing pajamas they are so comfy. I didn’t think I had that kind of budget, but then my mom flipped her shit and my stepmom bawled when I came out in a bedazzled Lazarro.

I also cannot do my hair. I almost faked a couple updos when I still had hair, but I never ever figured out curling it. And I’ve been literally burned many times, by myself, other people, and even a couple pros. The worst was one where someone clipped the tip of my ear into the iron, and when I pulled away I couldn’t…

Nothing knocks me out of a story line faster than starting to love a lead character and then they give her a Sassy WOC friend. “Guuurl, you fine and should tap that! Hey hey!” - fuck you, white author.

It’s true, but I didn’t get it from the boys; a group of girls in the bathroom accused me of stuffing and tried to corner me and tear at my chest. Thank goodness for back entrances from the bathroom being right next to a teacher’s desk, I ducked out of there FAST.

I was ten or eleven? It was the summer before 6th grade and I was out at the mall with my aunt. A bunch of teen boys started following me. I wasn’t paying attention to what they were saying because I didn’t think it was directed at me, but it was obviously in that sleezy tone you hear with creepy dude at bars and…

Sadly no, but he did give us 15 minutes on the first day to get all the obvious jokes out while he sat at his desk and had a snack.

I had a high school math teacher named Mr. Bater.

I have to agree. The tech people she was contacting immediately admitted it was their mistake and they would escalate it and get it fixed, and of course she didn’t owe them $12K. Nor could they collect it because they didn’t have the right card anyway.

Geese shit all over my yard and those pesky laws say I can’t even tap them with my car.

Thank you. I was sitting here like “Even if the cat was feral, TNR much?”

Okay, Kanye.

Well to a point it’s true, because what this dickhole is saying is that she should feel ashamed for having an adult body and not the one she had as a minor.

Yes. Primer + Liner

Wow, most of the makeovers actually look good this week! FINALLY.