No, but my dog is my family, all of my pets are. I take pet ownership very damn seriously, and it doesn't stop just because their health can be pricey. I would no sooner say "Welp, your eyes suck, so it's death row for you!" to my dog than I would advise you to consider NOT treating your kid's chronic health…

That seriously sucks for you. I'm mad for your past self.

I do, because my pets are my family. I honestly can't even consider what kind of person I would be to put my dog down over a bum knee. I'm likely to have arthritis pretty early in my lifetime, and I think I'm more valuable than the condition of my joints...

I live in the midwest and we have pet insurance. Shitty part is how many things they won't pay for because a condition is considered "breed specific". Nope, won't cover a damn dime on the knee surgeries, but yes on the allergic reaction to anti-inflammatory.

If you can, you do. My parent's dog has cost as much as a used car over the years, but we would never consider not spending the money. The only thing we haven't done is chemo, because she's old and it would be more uncomfortable than just having a tumor under her skin. If chemo wouldn't have made her sick and tired,…

I just uttered the saddest "zing" in my entire life.

Did you go to jail that night? Because just reading it this was my response:

Lots of thins kill that dress, but for me, it's true death is in that damned cheetah thong. The crazy floss backing looks marvelous by comparison.

Yep. I said to myself "It's a woman's ass" and I was not wrong.

Here's the problem; most of these honeymoon funds DON'T buy you a dinner, or a swim with dolphins or whatever. They tally up the total amount of cash, take a percentage off the top, and hand you a check.