God help you if you are auctioning any early-20th-century British motor vehicle whose engine was manufactured by J.A. Prestwich and Company...

Seems pretty easy to me. There’s no congestion if no one has a job to go to.

Good. Mind your score, it just went up!

Do a beer run from Atlanta to Texarkana and back again in one of these:

This is why the format is stupid. Lets pretend Harvick won every single race leading up to Homestead. Every single one, that’s 35(?) victories to a big old fat zero for everyone else.

I think this is in a different category than other “political” stories on Jalopnik, most of which are largely nonsense wrapped in some moral superiority complex. This is a meaningful and significant story highlighting the complicity and effective endorsement of some truly f-ed up stuff by the largest racing…

I'll see myself out

How about Vt. Gov. Phil Scott. Who races and wins in a late model!

Counterpoint - how much politics do we want to see slip into an automotive journalist website? I don’t care if the Mustang driver had an abortion or not, I just want to see it fishtail and crash, and then read some reviews of new vehicles coming out.

I know it’s not the correct response, but I wish Jalopnik itself would dial back the activism. This site is best when it’s a nice respite from reality, where we share in the love of cars and motorsports. Too often now it’s being dragged into the same hyper-political climate of mocking and finger wagging.

None. Shut up and steer.

Zero.

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

I think it's Bert not Burt. #imthatguy

Or you assholes could maybe not hold me, and only me, to such a ridiculously high standard, and maybe let me have opinions and let them exist without making me explain myself every goddamn time. I’m allowed to not like Nissan AND I’m allowed to throw an extremely fucking mild diss their way now and again. You lot can…

FIFY.

Just don’t go to Troy for your Odyssey. It’ll take you ten years to get homer.

Modern tyres may be better, but modern advertising posters not so much.

Seriously this should of been the start not the end of 2 door XJs.

A reasonable sized pickup truck