My friend and I stick to the basics; two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two…

I have to say there is a stroke of genius in painting your alloy wheels the color of brake dust.

Fuck Tony George.  And, no, I’m not over it.

Next: masturbation as intercourse.

Those are valid points. I’m not taking away from that.

I thought this comment was going to be about the hideous amount of orange peel in that pictured BMW paint job.

You know what this is missing? Checkers. Half those taxis should still be Checkers to be properly period. 

Eww that looks groß!

The best part about the 96 is that it either was a weird V4 or a two stroke 3 cyl. No matter what engine you had, it was a fun oddball. This car was the saabiest saab that ever saab’d. 

You expected man-bun to make good decisions?

This is what the world needs more of. Don’t have the right tools? use what works.   Don’t have the right skills?   Try, make mistakes, learn, repeat and keep going until you do.   This car might never do well at a car show.  But it has memories that can never be graded.

Although they’re calling it a Ranger, it sure looks like a Sport Trac.

Engine turning:

For the love of god put new tires on that thing before we have another Paul Walker on our hands.

Hmm. Lets say it used to be..?

her name was lola

Warning: Grumpy old woman rant to follow.

Why do cars need infotainment?

I’m more impressed by her winning in only 18 starts.