Dear BMW,

Nice reminder of how delightfully trucky the earlier Ranger styling was. The reason buyers abandoned Ranger was because Ford forced them too. Anyone price one out in the last two years of its life? The sticker was jacked up exponentially, above the basic F150 and most of the Mustangs, the selection was rotten, and the…

Isthmus be one of the options for fans of classics, I would think.

...Fisker told Jalopnik, it “helps when the CEO designs the car.”

They could hide prototypes behind fake body parts. So it’d really be an Elan Mask.

The boiled white meat chicken of the liquor world

I’m really really hoping for a return to cleaner designs (like that Honda above) with more sophisticated surfacing rather than a design theme that looks more like a slasher film.

When Binders stop leaking, normally that means they are all out of fluids

If I don’t have money to pay for an ad-free taxi ride what makes them think I have money to buy shit at their store?

I used to just draw The Big Bus over and over again.

Robot cars are about _control_ about being able to have self proclaimed experts manage our lives for the benefit of the state and those who control it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Safety. Such a pathetic, warm puppy of an issue. Sick to death of it.

It’s a cat, they’re already (adorable) narcissistic sociopaths - what more damage can be done?

That’s why I’m glad I live in a backwoods. People don’t even have TV in their house let alone gas pumps. Either way just set it to autofill and then get back in the car until it’s done. Welcome to the shithole time we live in where you can’t get a moment’s peace. It’ll only get worse. Right now some dickhole is…

The scene where they share a hotel room and bed....the best.

Yeah, the first bullet really should be:

Government’s stated goals aren’t their actual goals. Motorcycles are not acceptable to government’s actual goals. Remember government’s two primary goals are wealth accumulation for those in and near it while increasing the size and power of government. Promoting motorcycles does not do this. Promoting fancy electric…

Or like Ahmed in Count Zero.

Honda Life - Mom used to bring lots of mini-vans home, but finally one stuck around and became my Step-Van.