“This is important because he’s admitting to a conspiracy, and of course you have to have someone else with you conspire,”

A BMW badge?

“So we threw some shit at the wall that didn’t stick, so we’re throwing some other shit to see if it sticks. We’re just gonna keep calling it a beta even though it’s being marketed and sold to customers. Please don't sell our stock.“

The rule doubly applies as you’re buying it off of a guy who bought someone else’s project and has given up, so that’s two people who have given up.

I swore off NOS after I ruined my bike with it.

In the USA safe means: “How well does it hold up to being hit by Canyonero doing 70mph”. The beetle is not safe by that measure.

This just in...inmate attempts escape in French wheelie bin.

Yeah. The neighbor sounds like a melodramatic cunt.

For now, the fuel economy and traffic flow benefit will come entirely from changes to driver behavior, as they let off the gas if they know a traffic light is about to turn red

He probably says it that way on purpose so nobody would confuse him as a grown man that spends waking hours contemplating pokemon...s.

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Sorry bleeding-heart crybaby, but if you play stupid games, sometimes you win stupid prizes. I don’t feel bad at all.

I don’t know how well Bernie gets on with his mother-in-law, but does anyone here remember Ruthless People?

I read this just to find out what Toyota in recent memory is good looking. Not really finding an answer here.

No matter how you do it, you do it wrong. Seems like a unsuspious number like FKL 1982 can rise some trouble.

Neutral: What Would Be The Best Use of VW’s Money?

There’s no room for Portugal to come back! We have 2nd world dictatorships that want to pretend they’re part of Europe!

You’re calling Imola by its enthusiast name, not it’s proper name: Autodromo Internazionale Enzo e Dino Ferrari. I can’t imagine many of the Tifosi are going to be upset...

This is F1; I'm surprised they didn't announce they were holding the Italian GP in Libya.