What a bunch of clucking hens. These guys do something interesting/cool and everyone trips over themselves to be the first to point out safety this and safety that. If you are afraid of hurting yourself doing something stupid awesome, then don’t do it. Just don’t Debbie Downer the rest of us.

If by that you mean that if he’s playing Pokemon at age 28, he obviously didn’t have any pride to begin with, maybe you’re right.

Okay, look here; if you’re into the same kind of thing as my ten year old daughter (yes, Pokemon, or however the hell you spell it), that’s your business. Just know that I’m judging you for it.

Yeah, but anyone who ever worked retail learns the customer is a god damned liar on day one.

Evans getting the boot. I know that’s going to be like 90% of the responses, but whatever. That was my favorite thing about this season. Seriously, I really didn’t enjoy this season very much, but Evans was about 75% of the reason. (The rest was the writing: guys, play to the strengths of your cast. They’re not…

The part where Chris Evans was booted off the show and possibly is about to be sent to jail, as that sort of predatory scum should be.

Chris Evans stepping down

Fingerprint recognition, like Apple’s Touch ID or similar technologies

I predict that Top Gear’s ratings will now go up faster than Chris Evans’ exposed willy in a Ginger Media Group meeting.

This is why we need fully automated bikes. There are too many injuries and deaths due to people who are in control of bicycles. It’s dangerous to them and dangerous to others. No more humans in control of bikes.

Or, you know, a different job so we can enjoy this show.

This kind of conversion completely negates every advantage of a small pickup. CP.

They do. They just don’t want to spend money to do so.

Of all the problematic shit going on with this race, the fact that it’s not a European country ranks very low.

My 5'3" wife and my 6'4" self have the opposite issue in her Buick (1969 Skylark) - it has a bench seat and I can drive it fine, but have to sit sorta sideways and lean up against the door when she drives and the seat is all the way up.

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Will the five people who let their guide dogs vote, please reveal themselves…