Yeah fuck every ounce of this. If you're in my car you get to endure my shitty eclectic taste in music.

Proximity key / Keyless entry / Push start-button

Not only do I not despise the idea of a Roller SUV, I'm downright excited about the prospect.

I for one don't welcome this stainless steel turd shaped future.

If I ever press the voice command it's by mistake.

here ya go kids! lets all go on a cross country trip just so you can do the same thing you do at home, dick around in front of a screen that babysits you because I'm a lazy parent!

The ability to post to Facebook while driving.

Navigation/infotainment.

Uh, oh...well used electrical wiring diagrams in the passenger footwell. NOT a good sign.

Some children need a good beating. "The beatings will continue until moral improves".

The Dingo! A rugged little pickup.

Simplicity.

How about just shut the fuck up and don't comment on his purchase?

I must have missed the whole "Volvo comeback." When did that start? I still see an overpriced lineup of shit I wouldn't own.

Nope, I could easily buy a good dry 70's-80's El for $5k. I could buy a crate LSA 6.2 SC for $15k, spend $5k on paint, and not overpay by at least $10k for someone else's unfinished project.

707 HP for the masses!

smugness doesn't care about oil prices.

Headlights instead of fenders

Call it the Time Warner Cable (or Comcast/Xfinity) Customer Service Cup: Hours of going in circles, getting pitched on products and services you don't want, all to end up back in the same place you started.

Have we become so pathetic that we don't want to read signs anymore?