This is one of the best road safety ads ever made:

Someone tell that Rosa Parks to STFU.

World's Fastest Indian

Or she just wanted the most expensive model, because...

Decaprio doesn't belong on this list. There are worse things you can do than drive a piece of shit Prius. He can have all the Priuses of the world if he wants. If he's responsible for most of these Hollywood cockwads driving Priuses as you say instead of cool cars that they would inevitably ruin then he's done the…

I can't accept that as payment. It has the incorrect number of legs.

If I owned that Huracan, I wouldn't be an asswipe and go twice the speed limit in a heavily populated city.

For something to be considered a "replica", doesn't it have to look like the thing its replicating? Because this kind of fails on that point.

SOON.

They would have to give the manufacture some responsibility to complete the recall in a reasonable period of time. What "reasonable" is, i have no idea. If you don't, you can have the manufacture issue a recall, be extremely lazy about getting parts out there, dealers certify they don't have parts and the repairs…

The future sucks. There are few things that I find more infuriating than trying to use a touchscreen. Doing it while driving? How about no.

In the future, the high-end cars will have buttons while the low end ones will have screens.

Perpendicular park assist, park-out assist, semi-automatic parallel parking: If you have that damn much trouble parking you don't need to drive, call a cab.

I'll drink to that!

Wicker, Amish carbon fiber.

Yes, WiFi on airplanes is a profit-center for the airline, and you'd be a fool to buy into it. Yes, I know it takes a lot of work to put the system in the plane and they have to have an a link to some terrestrial station to do it, but really? If you need internet on a plane because you can't read a book, use…

Bernie says "Think before you bribe."

This is just a hallmark of everything that was wrong with the '80s with regard to fakeness.

"The Shilovsky also featured iron armor, which is why it was proposed as a military vehicle." - Chris "Old Ironsides" Perkins