torchlopnik > jalopnik

Maybe I'm being too nitpicky here. Maybe I don't know anything about car design. Hell, I'd rather have a car with a good set of buttons and a workable radio than a screen and an infotainment system, but that's not the way things are going.

I believe the appropriate proverb would be "like a grey donkey in the fog"

I told him I drive a BMW and he called me a cock.

I wasn't asked to make it cheap, I was asked to make it fast.

"We worked way too hard to earn a reputation as the best"

It does look like a bit of Wagon Queen inspiration in the grille.

1973 Monte Carlo. And by extension, all '73-'77 A-body and G-body Colonnade coupes. All a generation too late to be muscle cars, with too much pork and not enough power. What can I say? I've always had a thing for fat chicks.

It's from the 70's, choked by smog tech, and Italian. How could I not want it? -

Definitely this 79 Lincoln Continental Collectors Series. 0-60 in "why the hell would you want to go 60, the speed limit is 55?" So long it doesnt fit in a standard garage, so wide its a nightmare to park. Driving it is like riding a horse in that you always realize that youre not actually in control of the beast. …

Who is the "you" of which you speak in the title because, I assure you, I do not want.

Take it out of all the executives pay.

Bad: Your GM car might turn itself off and crash into a wall

Yes, he just lost control, and then he just hit the curb. It's amazing, how these 580 horsepower monsterbeasts just "lose control," like that, and hit a curb, like that, and then go for a swim, like that, all on their own, with the traction control mysteriously turned off on a suburban Texas street.

Because driving anything less is totes uncool brah. Dudes might be a victim of horrible bullying at the suburban private school if they don't have awesome wheels.

GM isn't trying to figure out how to compensate victims, they're trying to figure out how not to compensate victims. They're not going to do anything willingly

You'll get there one day! Your the only reason I watch NASCAR. Because you write on this website. Good luck man!

Man, I cringed for you last week. You and your sponsors need to know you have a large fan base that's only getting larger from your willingness to do articles like this!

I bet if Bill Clinton were President, they would have had a closed door meeting, just the two of them, and then this whole thing would have went away via the US government.

I have been working on cars since I was 12. I worked on plenty of cars and still enjoy working on my '66 T-Bird and '64 1/2 Mustang. I also do my own home repairs including framing, drywall, plumbing and electrical work. People seem to be amazed that a Jewish Lawyer can be handy with such things.