It's gotta be Whale-Penis leather, right?

if one bought a Cobalt, I doubt they loved life to begin with

I'm just going to blindly post this because Kinja Version Turdsuck 3.0 only displays one randomly selected post in the discussion section, and I will not bother clicking 7 times expand a simple commenting thread to see if this has already been said...

The Tucker Torpedo garnered a lot of hate...

Since when did it become manly to be so insecure about your masculinity that it dictates the car you buy?

While there's some positive movement pre-market, we'll have to see how the market reacts to the latest news. Oh, and we're having dinner with some nice folks from GM tonight, so we'll see what they have to say.

Hand the phone to a toddler and tell them it's Santa's helper.

Isn't this like living next to an airport and complaining "why are all these damn planes keep flying by?!?!"

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." — George Bernard Shaw

Close, but not quite

One that's actually fucking small.

This is the 2 man version of the 4 man version of the 2 man version.

"If you just rolled your eyes and then slammed your head against your desk, then you and I had the same reaction to

Raced for 40 yrs, won 3 Top Fuel titles.

Shirley Muldowney...

Shirley "Cha Cha" Muldowney. NHRA Top Fuel champion in 1977, 1978 and 1980. First person, man or woman, to win three titles. First women to be licensed for top fuel. 18 national event wins. From what I know, she never had to do a swimsuit shoot to prove her worth as a driver.

Shirley Muldowney - 21st of the top 25 drivers of all time. Not top 25 female drivers, top 25, period. Not bad, lady.

How about Cha Cha, Shirley Muldowney

Lyn St. James

Putin purposely limited the number of pillows in Sochi so there wouldn't be any Planes, Trains, and Automobiles style confusion.