But but but... Holy Grail! Right?

Are you Malcolm Bricklin? 

Professional driver on closed course. Do not attempt.

Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, what’s the difference.

In Ohio we’d call that a solid body.

The BMW works, but you forgot the turn signals. Wait, never mind.

Crown Vic Police Interceptor, preferably an ex-patrol car with the plastic rear seat. Get the candidate used to the idea of riding back there, it might keep him honest.

Starred for “Soviet parade.”

I don’t know what this is for. If you want to go fast, you can get a Viper for the same money. Either one will do its level best to kill you, but at least a Viper won’t flip you over doing it.

the car dealers who were suggesting this pathway were all selling new Kias.

IT’S 2020 WHERE’S MY FLYING CAR!

Seems to me a lease would make sense in this case. With all the medical crap you’re gonna have to deal with, why add selling a car to your list of troubles?

This is how I wanna go:

All it needs is everything!

They’re gonna drive anyway. Might as well make ‘em pass a test. The bar can’t be that high in NY.

Sadly, this is the correct take. It’s a wonderful track weapon, but a terrible car.

Here in Cleveland, half the cruisers are still Crown Vics. Either they stocked up or just don’t have the money for new cruisers.

How is this patentable? Others have been doing exactly the same thing for years. And it’s not like the exhaust manifold is the limiting factor for an I6 installation.  Maybe Mazda thinks the patent office is a press agency?

I’d be terrified to drive it in modern traffic. All the “command-seating” crowd wouldn’t even be able to see me. But this isn’t a car to drive in traffic, it’s a backroads bomber, and I’m gonna NP it even at $20/pound.

Yeah, but it holds its value really well. Errr....