I’m a bit of a watch geek and I have run across fake watches from China that are astonishingly realistic. So much so, that a local Rolex dealer could not tell that a Submariner model I found was fake. These are brazenly made and sold for $300 or so, undercutting the Swiss model by $7000!

Just what Cadillac needs- another model that won’t sell!

2 single beds? Are you a gnome?

This is one of those cars you know is driven by an 80+ year old person. Normally you see it parked somewhat in the handicapped space but taking up two spots because it’s crooked.

Except that most people don’t use the money they would have spent on the car loan and invest it or make interest on it, they spend it.

Are you nuts? This type of behavior will just delay the quarantines and misery.

Yeah, just look at it– a hideous grill and way too much other shit going on, like cheap, fake vents, odd yellow stripes, etc.

Fuck American, I hope they go under. They have screwed me so many times I can’t count.

+1

Woman in car with blue interior: “Hey, guys, Louise shit in the pool.”

Neutral:

1st Gear:

“I’m doing my part to flatten the curve while leaning into the apex.”

CP just for the stupidity of shooting photos of the car next to an abandoned factory/office, complete with weeds and asphalt cracks.

The smoke is designed to hide the shitty paint job.

I’m afraid you have missed my point. I never defended the OP, I simply said that you (and other Jalopnik writers) should be above insulting readers.

Actually, the man is telling his wife that he got fired and he had to sell their Mercedes and the Simca is all they can now afford. She’s clearly pissed, because she really doesn’t love him, she married him for his high salary.

Thanks for your condescending advice. You should be above this stuff. But you aren’t.

73 drivers have died at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway.

So, in the last two weeks I’ve spotted Jalopnik writers responding to reader’s criticisms with: