I think he has some form of dementia. If you compare interviews he’s done in the past his vocabulary was larger and there was way less word soup. There is something physically wrong with him. It doesn’t excuse his attitude toward women.

Yes, the orange menace, who can’t name his favorite bible verse, refers to one of the books as ‘Two Corinthians’, and said he’s never asked for forgiveness while regularly breaking at least half of the commandments - such a paragon of Christian values.

I’m getting a bit irritated about people who keep saying “get over it.” This isn’t a basketball game where the result is in and that’s it. This is fucking real life and there are a million little “wins or losses” to be decided over the next 4 years.

fart every time you leave your desk.

The problem is that every time I look at Pence, I see a Q-Tip. So I have trouble equating him with something as generally delicious as fries.

...short-rib burger blend molded into a sad little meat thing, sitting in the center of a massive, rapidly staling brioche bun, hiding its shame under a slice of melted orange cheese...

Be careful mentioning skirt steaks to him, though, he might grab it by the rib eye.

My dad always said it’s not really Gatorade in there, but I had no idea.

I think those of us with all the pain just need an anti-grav chamber to sleep in.

Wow, you're such a "nice guy," manipulating women into sleeping with you! News flash: You're an asshole.