One time I went 24 hours without cheese and I actually almost cried. I understand why Freelee is so miserable.

Kinks are terrific. I was lucky enough to meet Ray and get a signed copy of X-Ray from him. However, my wife would debate you on them. She's the house expert.

Hilton is most definitely not het.

Stick to writing about history, Hume!

“If you’re not a liberal when you’re 20, you have no heart. If you’re not a conservative when you’re 40, you have no head.”

Victims and the loved ones of victims naturally may crave vengeance. But the government of a first world nation seeks justice instead.

Its that giant, ugly belt! It is way too heavy to go with the delicate dress. If the waste was just lace or something, I think I'd like it. But Kanye really seems to like putting her in those belts.

Freedom boner, or myocardial infarction.

This is some grade-A ‘Murica porn.

I would tell him he’s welcome to give me a daily manicure, otherwise he is welcome to shut his damn mouth.

“But look at [G-d]”

To be fair, that NCIS episode was Dinozzo’s finale. Also, (spoiler) I don’t believe for one minute that Ziva actually died.

Had this conversation just a couple days ago. I praised Clinton and stated that Sanders can’t win (AND that he’s not a perfect candidate anyway). Guy said it’s sad that I’ve “given up” on progressivism and idealism. I was like nope, I haven’t given up - I just don’t think progressivism lives and dies on the success of…

I had such high hopes in the beginning. Remember when he first started getting big press, and he refused to say bad things about Hillary and instead insisted on focusing on the campaign? Remember that? I was like, wow, this is going to be the best primary season ever for democrats, whichever way it goes. What a silly,…

I think your parenthetical is key. All of the Hillary supporters I know don’t really talk about it. If we do, it’s in hushed tones in real life or on group chat/text with other known Hillary supporters. We really are a silent majority. I have gotten more brazen about posting on facebook as the campaign has gone on and…

I don’t get it. I just really don’t. I voted for Bernie. I hyped him up as much as I could to everyone who’d listen. I donated. I love the progressive politics.

Lost me a long time ago, he has some good ideas, but you need WAY more than that to be an effective President.

I’d definitely say that counts! Also yikes, Texas!!! :( I live in Washington state, so I’m basically in Canada already.