Pretty sure that’s a chicken wing! This looks like Coca Cola Field in Buffalo. At the games, they have people race in celery, chicken wing, and bleu cheese costumes. Hahahah

Trump is obviously the orange thing. I think the celery is still Hillary and the baked potato is Bernie but we are just missing the rest of the gif where she gets back up and wins NY.

I googled celery gif to find a relevant gif for this post and this is what I found. Not very relevant because she was the one who kicked booty.

Country music song titles are half the reason I hate country music.

Everytime I see a still from this movie I am blown away by how bad the makeup is. Like... it’s a bad idea to begin with, but the execution is terrible! She looks like a wax figure in a too-hot room.

Counterpoint: three almond growers and two meth entrepreneurs.

Splitter!

Plug for Herland! Which is one of the better of the swath of utopian-ish fictions that came out around that time period (1890s to 1910s). But it’s still obviously a product of its time, so don’t expect it to not be racist or anything like that.

I myself would be interested in owning, in this order:

And when you see (or hear) them, you think to yourself, “Why does this exist, again? What’s the point?”

I always hated sketchers because they were fashionable when I was in school but I couldn’t get them because they don’t make them in giant sizes and/or have a men’s range (I normally just wear men’s trainers/walking boots/etc. because its easier than seeking out women’s size 11-12). So no sketchers for me.

They say being an ex president is the best possible job.

Awwwww. Falkor!!!!!

SPOT ON!

My boss and I discussed who would be the less annoying Ivy League roommate; Ted Cruz or Ted Kaczynski, the Unabomber. We decided Ted K was probably quieter.

and then she hashtags it “#asian”???? I think she’s a little confused

Oh my god “she will fart on command, and I will dance in her fart”. This is a real thing someone said???

Go straight to the Ur-source: Daphne DuMaurier.

I read Americanah on my sister’s recommendation. I enjoyed it but was ultimately let down. Maybe I’m just too critical!