An insider tells me that the bourbon firms in KY send all their lower-end product to Australia in the form of RTDs. It’s the worldwide dumping ground for stuff no one else will drink.

They should try doing 2-3 private parties starting Tuesday + Thunder Over the Ohio + Oaks+ Derby.

Having done Derby several times - these people wouldn’t make it through the first 2 races of Oaks.

When I took my first bar exam (1 of 4), I ran into a law school colleague who hugged me and THEN started complaining about being ill.