Kind of weak that Russell needed a trainer to wipe his arm with a towel. My 3 sons, none of which are potential MLBers, could all handle that task themselves at the age of 2.

The Nacho Man does not return shopping carts to the cart corral.

I can’t believe you guys thought this was real. It’s a MetLife commercial. Duh.

Everyone is jumping on (presumably) the guy’s shoes. Look at her gnarled mess of toe and sole.Ewwww.