DAMN! I was half-asleep! An unfortunate spelling mistake :(

The crust, mold and stench that will occupy the likely most spot on that pillow will be epic!

Hell yeah Cthulhu hit that!

Yup... that's what I was put on this Earth for... your amusement <3

Maybe he can use some of that downtime to train for the next spelling bee :/

Maybe they were hacked O_o

I don't know... I just saw a woman go through 6 dresses in 10 seconds. That's progress in my book as a companion-shopping hostage :/

You'd be a lot more convincing if you could wipe the drool off the corner of your mouth when you say that...

Rear Admiral Meatwad seems very pleased by the people's reactions :/

The sad part is someone took the time :(

Butt fuck who now?

Sorry :( Stupid riff on Brian A. related "Culture Smash" article :S

I just hope there's an easter egg scene like this in the game...

LOL! Oh look, it's Dave Spector!

I thought it would be Depu :/

This is where you setup a $50 dollar deal on Ebay or a $20 dollar deal on Craigs List if you're the shaddy sort :D

I heard that the framerate was really good from people who've seen the game so I'm not too worried about the video's choppiness; it may be a capture issue. Other than that, I'm really excited about what I'm seeing here. The idea of deployables and helpers are always a fun way to leverage distractions when engaging…

Michael Mc-"M****r**uking"-Whertor holding that shit down son!

A furry is a sexual deviant :|

Noted :)