They didn’t have the evidence to convict him of murder

Do you think those are invalid questions?

But...

At some point,

I can’t believe Rapaport’s only 48. He looks older.

No fucking way anyone is asked to play the super bowl for free. Not a chance. 

So, uh, she can buy the Janelle Monae concert ticket but not the t-shirt? 

I agree, clothes should be fully segregated. No one should ever have clothes (or hairstyle, or anything) that someone from another race (you know, that scientific concept the divides us all, forever and ever) might possibly want.

NYC Subway is averaging 15 miles an hour. 

If you agree to never drive a Tesla or use these tunnels in 20 years, sure. 

You’d think being a professional writer, you’d have more than 0 imagination. 

bank teller, yes, but this is the counter next to the Lotto vending machine in a Kroger. I’d wager 90% of the checks they cash are less than $100. 

No supermarket bank desk has $10,000 in cash to cash out anyhow.

the bank inside the grocery store on the outskirts of Cleveland. Because everyone knows that’s where the real action is.

A friend and I were trying to determine what the best baseball movies ever were, and the only ones that really made the cut were The Natural, Bull Durham, Field of Dreams, and A League of Their Own. Those all came out in about a 7 year span!

Some women hate it, some women accept it, and some women love it. It’s pretty easy to understand!

She came *from* a reality show. 

Gee, you think the twenty or so PA’s that were required to make it happen didn’t give it away? Staged as a emmer effer.

This faux viral marketing campaign is getting a bit desperate.

I mean it’s almost as if you can’t actually assume that women have hearts of gold and are incapable of doing anything wrong.