It’s for people who hated the reboot. The MAGA instinct isn’t restricted to the political right, almost everyone thinks that way the world worked when we were kids is more “real” than the way it works now, and has been since the dawn of mankind. There are people today who think that we should go back to…

Good for you 

In what universe do movies get lauded because of their heavily male cast?

5th Division. These aren’t full time professionals, the players have day jobs. I would be shocked if they made more than $25/game. 

I don’t find “will you alert the players that you’ll be entering the locker room before hand?” to be that sexist of a question. They’d certainly ask that to a man coaching a womens team (if he were invited into the changing area at all). In any case, it seems like a simple joke with, even taking to it’s logical…

Stripper pulls pants down,

Basketball players fake injuries, news at 11. Something changed like 10 years ago and now players go down like they’ve been hit by shrapnel on every injury. 

The white kid beat him off the dribble twice and he intentionally fouled each time. Yawn

It’s so relative, right? Serena’s fans tweet shit like this ALL THE TIME, and even get on others for not doing enough to acknowledge her greatness. “Do you think Serena’s one of the greatest tennis players ever?” - ‘UGH, how can they not acknowledge she’s one of the greatest ATHLETES ever?’

The quote might be fake but it represents the actual ideas of many folks. Nice attempt to dodge tho. I don’t know how many tweets/facebook posts I saw from my friends (I’m liberal, my friends are overwhelmingly liberal) that decried the “white trash food” that Trump provided and how only “stupid athletes” would ever…

*My* sanity?

This is tremendous and 100% correct. 

I don’t think your super powers are as well developed as they are in your imagination. Try not looking at anime porn while you jerk off. 

Dogs make better taco filling than they do pets. 

If your cats are acting out like that, 

If you don’t want to get date raped, you should certainly avoid alcohol. Is it fair? No. But the alternative is to be date raped. Ain’t no one gonna be taking advantage of me while I mutter “at least it was fair”.

Yes, because to think otherwise is to believe women are weak and cannot exist without male protection. That they’re second class citizens who are unable to contribute to society. Is that what you think? 

lol don’t run up on someone with your hands up and be surprised you get hit. Especially someone 150 pounds heavier than you. 

You know what’s less entertaining and funny than Goff?

ding! “use human judgement”. Like, if Savarese is a robot, let him be replaced by a robot.