the odds of women beating men increases with the length, and therefore the toughness

i don’t believe you’re actually holding your breath. be patient, son. 

I don’t really understand what the Owners in the NHL are thinking

Those refs were GAR BAGE

That’s the Night’s King before the Children of the Forest stab him up, right?

I love looking at gorgeous young women, who doesn’t. But like, it’s stupid to have a dating show on them, they’re too young to know anything about relationships or commitments. Baby Bekah was a gem and the only interesting, entertaining sub-25 year old I can recall from the show (the show usually avoids women with…

keep holding. 

South African only includes white south africans?

Pornhub made a tumblr clone? Do you know the name?

What services does/did tumblr provide that couldn’t be replicated on privately hosted blogs? 

It’s a test, I think a holdover from our hunter-gatherer days. When someone busts your chops, they’re asking “how tough are you? If you can’t withstand these jokes, what are you gonna do when you’ve got to spear the boar before it runs someone down? Are you gonna piss your pants and cry or are you gonna ignore the…

I was a small kid in middle school. An older kid, for whatever reason, liked to harass me. One time he beat me over the head with the little cages you put your clothes in after you changed for gym class, so I started skipping gym. Then I got suspended for missing class. 

High School? Why not college. 

When I heard this story (or I should say, saw the headlines) I figured she was hawking some problematic #SponCon. Instead they think she’s trying to marry up??

Don’t lie - we all understand EXACTLY why these folks think they can step to whomever they want and be totally safe. 

it won’t be long, please hold your breath. 

teach me to be more like you

I bet you’re a hit with the fat 50 year olds at the sports bar.

You’re a cool bro

Restraint is a stretch. He didn’t beat her into a coma, like he would have done had this been a dude.