Either Hernandez is out of shape (he is out of shape) and needs to get serious about health, nutrition, and fitness to regain form, or his arm has already fallen off.

Realistically you kinda have to include Boston in there. I know it sucks but they did go 90 years. 

For those us old enough, I assumed I’d die before the Mariners ever had a winning season. I thought the team (and to a greater extent, the city) was cursed to never win a championship except by one-year fluke. Thankfully the Storm have won 2 or 3, the Sounders have 1 or 2, and the Seahawks won 1, so the curse is…

Willie Bloomquist changed his name!?!?!?

Was it Salvia?

Traci Lords was a famous porn star in the 80s, she went on to have a nibble of mainstream success in the 90s. You can safely Google her, she’s a well-known public figure - she was more famous than any porn star today. Anyhow, the big deal with her, is that she started doing porn at like, maybe as young as 14, maybe it…

I don’t know where y’all live that folks in professional jobs can’t have dreadlocks. 

Common Sense. Seems impossible that Lords was the only one, and god-knows-where the content for the pop-up ads comes from. 

AOC is a new type of politician, but she’s a regular type of online person.

Not having principles and being massively ignorant of history and modern policy makes strange bedfellows. 

That’s everyone’s fear. 

Don’t rob them of their self-sustainability, you colonizer.

Uh, probably just you?

Yeah, I don’t know why the say “profitability is the key to staying in business” 

This is a week or two before purging the website - changes don’t go into effect until the 17th. 

That’s the thing: You likely aren’t aware of all the child porn you’ve consumed. Even other women in the industry didn’t realize Traci Lords was underage. The number of people looking for like, 10 year olds, is pretty small, but the number of people who are looking for “18 year olds” and don’t care if they’re actually…

>they’re already getting flagged as adult only more often than other blogs

Want to go into business together? The barrier can’t be that high - we could scale w/ AWS or whatever until we have enough traffic to hire real officers and workers.

I’ve already seen Weird Science, thanx. 

Love it, tremendous parody! I wish more readers got it.