At first, I was excited to see footage of his perfect game, but then I realized I’d just watched the GIF loop 12 times.

He’s A Dim Son...

they wont get quality competition till they start putting up the big bucks.

Fuck Jerry Jones. Fuck Donald Trump. And fuck the Cowboys. You ain’t America’s team anymore. That honor belongs to the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Dolphins are known for their blowholes...

The biggest problem I have with this is the fact that Anel Hershiser is in the grays.

Now that’s what I call a screengrabber!

I have some words of advice to give to the horse. In times like this, look to the words of the wise prophet Soulja Boy and “Superman that hoe”.