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TRUTH. In Juno you have to seriously suspend disbelief to accept that Ellen Page’s character slept with him. Just no.

Wait, this Michael Cera?

I go to USF and already on the various class fb pages, I see girls who were allegedly at the party that this young woman was at, essentially victim blaming her all over comment threads. It’s a sad time to be a woman at USF :(

#fratlivesmatter

His attitude is shockingly common. Rape is only committed by men who attack random ladies on the streets. It couldn’t possibly be done by guys who gain a woman’s confidence or friendship and abuse it to the highest degree. Nope, that’s just “bad sex”.

“I should have used more wisdom.”

don’t worry, they’ll tell us where they fit on the list

becuase he’s attractive.

what about Male Jezebel Commenters™

#37 is the dudes who like to take their time to explain in the comments how they, men, would approach a situation if they were women. They deserve praise for edumacating women to what the right decision is to do.

I feel like you want this movie to go in One Direction but honestly it’s going in another.

You know how I know you’re gay? You just said you don’t want to date women anymore.

you know how i know youre gay? you like coldplay.

I remember being around 10 years old and seeing Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure for the first time and thinking the scene where Bill finds out Ted isn’t dead, they hug and then both say “fag” at the same time was the funniest thing ever. My parents quickly disabused me of that notion the first time I tried that word

Co-signed on the cheese part (I am from Wisconsin). I can’t even handle low-fat/non-fat dairy products.

All I know is that I need a bacon cheeseburger palate cleanser.

I like that most of the responses aren’t “Good job putting her in her place brah.” Small victories. :\

The next article on Jezebel is called “A Collection of Caroline Cruz’s Most Embittered Expressions”.

According to family history, my aunt was a notoriously shy child to the point where she was often scolded for rudeness. I imagine Caroline has a similar situation. I was a shy kid too, who eventually learned how to hide it entirely (so now a lot of people seem surprised when I say I’m introverted—friendly and