This is a very odd comment. She was repeatedly busted by the cops, one time, iirc, was when a cop found them having sex in a car. There was never any “Bro-fist, little dude!” That never happened. Back in the day she was appropriately villified by society. She went to prison. People were demanding that the corrections…

Generally it’s how things are phrased, to avoid lawsuits. You also see a lot of the same celebrities in these, so one would conclude that publicists are feeding the tabs some of this dirt. It keeps old tired celebs in the public eye ( see: Jennifer Aniston, Keith Urban)

EXACTLY; thank you!! Someday, if Charles or William (please, please let it be William) becomes King while the Queen is still alive, she’ll be styled as Queen Mother. But now and for the foreseeable future, she is Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. Bow down, peasants.

Frank, obvs. She went to prison for him!

YES! Keanu is so undervalued. He is not a great actor, but by all accounts he is a fantastic human.

As a woman? Especially no way in hell. This is the kind of thing Officer Friendly warned us about.

He did pull over. He pulled over and started slowing down. He only took off when he realized he was being crushed.

We've had a recent rash of murders perpetrated by people in police cruisers bought at auction. I'll never just pull over for a police officer - I'll turn my hazards on and try to make it clear that I'm cooperating, but I'm not going to just park on the side of the road. No way. We're headed to the nearest shopping…

Also, can we talk about the hypocrisy in this article? Bartlett wants owners to "improve the livelihood of those in the service industry." Well, by not tipping, Bartlett is supporting the owner's businesses (by eating the food) while simultaneously screwing over the workers (by not leaving a tip). Also. To hold China…

I've recently gotten into woodwork and it's astounding how many easy projects can be made with cheap dimensional lumber, plywood, and hobby lumber at the local Lowes or HD. I also suggest Harbor Freight for inexpensive clamps (about 1/3 of the price of the ones at the stores previously mentioned) if you're going to…

OUR NEMESIS, DAN SAVAGE

This has been my favourite internet pissing contest to date. Hat tipped to all involved.

This seems apt:

My hair is about shoulder length, maybe a little bit longer. Google tells me the method is called "plopping" which is a stupid name but whatever. Basically I just use a long sleeved t shirt and tie it so my hair is all in a big pile on top of my head and secured by tying the sleeves at the nape of my neck. Here is a…

Probably the best comment I've seen on here all day. Well done, sir, +1

Millennials... I guess all that tweeting and twerking really is shrinking our vocabularies....SMDH

only carefully placed thermite charges could have broken a man's ribs in the manner seen here

Looking things up might do you good. "Jamoke" is decades old. It's been in use since at least the 40's to mean sucker/loser/chump/idiot.