I guess the “Christian race” lady forgot all about Solomon and Sheba having a whole book in the old testament devoted to them.

There’s a woman named Tiki that’s been interviewed here and there on YouTube. I believe that she’s a retired landscape artist. She’s redone a 5th wheel that she has anchored on some desert property she owns and also done her magic on a class c rv that she travels around in.

Four-eleven here. When I was 30 I bought a used 77 Town Car. I didn’t have to have the seat as far forward as I do for the two Priuses that I’ve owned.

I know. The police department here found a log book from the late 1800's and said that the spelling wasn’t that great but the handwriting was fantastic. 

My father was born at the turn of the last century. His handwriting was breathtaking. I think I’ve tried to emulate it to a certain point but there’s nothing like old fashioned handwriting. 

Counting change really isn’t that bad. Listen to a podcast and count out 40 quarters in piles of 10 and there’s your first roll of quarters. I get my empty rolls for free from my bank. 

For some reason I actually enjoy rolling change and rolled up a bunch of my husbands stash for him. His bank required his account # on each roll. He noped on out of there. My bank just requires name and phone. Go figure.

Was visiting some friends in Mississippi and they said Joe and his wife want to show you something after dinner. Well they show up in a mini van with two miniature horses! Best after dinner surprise ever.

I don’t know though. I remember little blonds when I lived down south-I was neither. Bake in the sun from the time you’re in your teens then grow up to drink too much wine at lunch and again at dinner. Never met a carbohydrate she didn’t like to top it off. That’s a recipe for looking like a toad at middle age. 

I’m so old that I remember The Stephanie Miller late night show and I’m still salty that it was cancelled.

I bought a set of cheap stretchy jersey knit sheets. I put the fitted knit sheet on the mattress and change that about twice a year to freshen it up. The thick Temperpedic mattress topper gets the sheet that I change weekly. It’s easier to change that and I don’t have to wrestle getting the sheet on an already thick…

Just get a Sharpie and mark the bottom and top of the fitted sheet to know next time. No one is going to see a couple of big xx’s.

Sometime after Diana died I thought I had heard on television that their sex life was less than grand. Googled around and found this:

I use equal parts Dawn dish soap and white vinegar in a spray bottle. It can be sprayed into pipes and bongs. Let sit for 30 minutes to an hour then rinse in hot water.

I like using glass screens when possible. They look like tiny flowers.

They’re not at all uncomfortable. They stay in place by themselves until you take them out. I’m not a grinder but a clencher and I’ve cracked a tooth and needed a crown which was over $200 more than the bite guard. If you think that you’re doing either one get a guard. Going through dental procedures is no fun.

This is really weird but I was thinking of that case-no pun intended-yesterday after hearing about some other “suitcase and body” murder. 

I remember seeing Ms. Kennedy on the Phil Donahue show. She dropped the f bomb. She was wonderful. Someone accused her of not liking men and she replied, “No I don’t. I married a Welsh drunk.” These memories are from more than 30 years ago but she obviously made an impression. What disappoints me about this story…

Or maybe surrounded by Native Americans and they say nothing but give him that same smile. They wouldn’t have to lift a finger to watch him piss his pants.

Husband wanted some crackers with butter. Hadn’t kept any butter on the counter in awhile because it was summer. So I take a grater and cold butter and grate some over the crackers. Voila.