My great-grandmother is 108! Same, her husband died in the 70s and she never remarried. She bred dogs and played cards and lived alone til she was 100. She used to have a beer every day with her lunch. She is fabulous.

When I was in college I learned that men live longer and healthier lives when married, but women live longer healthier lives when single. Studies and shit were done. It's science! Do what you will with this information, I'm single for life.

Raw eggs have a higher nutritional value because nutrients are always lost during the cooking process, but cooked eggs are still very healthy. Just be sure to eat the yoke, that's where all the vitamins and minerals are.

My grandmother is 103 years old, born in 1911. She was married to my grandfather at the age of 19, they had five children and were happily married until he died 46 years later. She had several suitors after his death but refused to get married again because "they all want me to cook every day and I'm done with…

Damn she cut out death by intimate partner from her risk profile. Then crushed heart disease risk with raw eggs.

Oh yes! It's an angry sort of "look what you slutty bitches made me do!" masturbation.

Always been a fan of the term "masturbating furiously." I imagine someone actually being angry and red and sweatily hate-jerking so fast that it's all just a pink blur. The dude absolutely does that to women's clothing catalogues, no question.

Money. And opinion. Car makers should see this and think "Gee, these guys want a simple, bare bones off roader. Let's give'em one." But no, tiny crossovers.

Yesterday I saw a guy wearing basketball shorts, Adidas rubber slippers with socks, and a wool pullover with Celtic patterns.

Just in case people weren't aware. The stump is the tree's revenge.

Call the Mythbusters and tell them this stump is stronger than a cement truck.

Ugh, this Jenner story is so triggering. My mother's killer (19 year old, speeding and texting, hit her head on) was just sentenced on Wednesday. A couple of fines and three years probation for hitting her car so hard that her steering wheel bent around her after it went through her and into her seat back. But he's…

"The best choice for when your butt goes 'bang'."

Shouldn't that be "Most Bang for you Butt"

There seem to be two perspectives on this:

Or, "there is no evidence of rape!" As a lawyer this boggles the mind. Testimony is evidence. If she testifies that he did it, that's evidence. Just like if he testifies he didn't, that is also evidence. What people are really saying is that men are more trustworthy than women, at all times.

The only excuse that you need to buy a router is, "I don't have a router."

An education is never useless. Plus, it might make someone a very interesting person.