Uh, you can give advice when you start waxing your own ass crack, Gavin.

Uh, you can give advice when you start waxing your own ass crack, Gavin.

Ohmigod you guys! I almost forgot about Paris Hilton! I just realized that I've gone for months without thinking about her, and it was glorious!

Big, big crush on Stephen Colbert over here.

Loved, LOVED this book. And now I'm an art history major. Coincidence?

I went to Catholic school, and my first theology teacher there used to say "God is male, God is female, God is both, God is neither." I always appreciated that.

@jenalicious: It's true! All sorority girls are not Heidi Montag clones! Many people still find this extremely surprising.

Don't tell people everything there is to know about you.

Somebody mentioned La Perla so I went and checked out their website.

I am so ready to see this movie. And I will definitely be there this weekend, adding to the opening weekend box office take. SUPPORT.

Oh *yay* for this song! I miss 90s music so much! Now I can't wait to go home and dust off some Elastica.

@stacyinbean: That is appalling.

When do I get my first copy of REFLUX DIGEST??

@Loki_Monster: I know! When I have my dress altered I'm getting straps put on. Strapless does not work for me.

@ferociacoutura: HAhaha so true. We had a pretty "relaxed" attitude towards grooming and dressing at my girls' high school.

@hello.kitty: That is hilarious. Funnier still is you getting to tell him about it when he grows up.

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I love how in RoyOrb's post everything is going okay until...

@aspiringexpatriate:I meant maybe Ph.D. dude's use of the Nietzsche quote was tongue in cheek.

See, I want to think that the Nietzsche quote was tongue in cheek. Because it's so crazy. But what do I know?