Because there are more female teachers than male.

She’s in her mid 20s and just had a 15 month relationship, but yeah, “toilet paper.” Sure.

He was planning on entering rehab. I love Prince to death, but it’s safe to say someone heading to rehab considers themself an addict.

uh...yeah! those dealers are totally looking out for your husband’s health! right along with everyone else’s health that they’re selling heroin to. you realize this sounds absolutely absurd, right?

Why a gift card though, and not jus a partial refund for the shitty work he did?